What the fuck is this website about?
I’m Corduroy, and you’re most likely here because you know me, because you found one of my stickers, or because of some other reason less obvious that I know nothing about. Whether these things relate to you or not, welcome. This site is primarily dedicated to my first novel, Harvesting Organs by Lamplight, and it is here you can find some additional information about some of the characters in the book. You can also buy the book here, or you can read the profiles of the characters, come to the conclusion that, having read those profiles, you have enough information to not buy the book, and take to Twitter to write hateful messages about my knowing nothing about anything. Or you can just leave this site and be no worse for the wear. Whatever path you choose, I wish you the best, unless you are an asshole. If you’re an asshole, I still sort of wish you the best, but I also wish upon you some sort of event that helps change you from being an asshole into a good-ish person, because everyone is only good-ish. Oh, one more thing. I will offend you. All of you. And that is okay.
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